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$99,000 1.15 acres 3 Beds | 1 Bath | 1125 sqft
19510 Harrisons Road, Jetersville, VA 23083 - Amelia County

Remodeled Cape in Amelia County

Fall in love with this remodeled Cape Cod on 1.145 acres. Three bedrooms, one bath, kitchen, living room and den or dining room. Sits back off the road. Very secluded. New carpet, new paint and new insulated replacement windows. A large back porch that could be divided for another room or additional bath. Central air in 2009 and Lennox oil heat in 2010. Roof was resealed and repainted 2 years ago. Fruit trees in yard.
Kip Lafoon Coldwell Banker Lafoon Realty, Inc.
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$1,409,400 31.32 acres
0 PATRICK HENRY Highway, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

31.32 acres Amelia, VA

Now Available PRIME ACREAGE with PRIME LOCATION with Frontage on BOTH state Highway 360 (Patrick Henry Highway) and Military Road (Route 153)! 31.32 ACRES with many VERSATILE uses! Located only a minute to the fast growing Chesterfield county, only minutes to Nottoway county (Fort Pickett), Powhatan county and only a half hour to the state's Capitol in Richmond, VA! Amelia county is focusing on Business and Industrial Development, and Highway 360 /Patrick Henry Hwy is the location needed for such development. Come to Amelia county and take advantage of the low tax rate.
$1,400,000 6.49 acres 5 Beds | 7 Baths
7777 Pembelton Dr, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

6.49 acres Amelia, VA

"Oak Lawn" - If you are looking for peace and tranquility, to see the stars at night from the back porch or Owner's Suite, a gourmet Kitchen to prepare meals for friends and family, to serve wine from travels or favorite vineyards carefully stored in the 3,000 bottle wine cellar, a home that allows you the opportunity to stay in and watch the movies, a space to work from home and a space to workout from home then look no further. Designed to offer luxurious one-level living with over 3,000 square feet on the main level. The 1st floor Owner's Suite features a spa-like bath w/Steam Shower, water closet w/bidet, garden tub and separate vanities. There's a convenient guest suite on the 1st floor complete with its own full bath. Host large gathe
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$1,395,000 280 acres 6 Beds | 6 Baths | 5100 sqft
12800 CLEMENTOWN RD, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

280 acres Amelia, VA

280 ACRE ESTATE! APPROX 1 MILE OF ROAD FRONTAGE! APPROX 45 MINUTES FROM DOWNTOWN RICHMOND,VA! ALL BRICK 5100 SF MANSION,6 FIREPLACES,SLATE ROOF,PRIVATE LAKE,CREEKS,FIELDS,WOODS,PERFECT GETAWAY OR PRIMARY HOME W/DEVELOPMENT POTENTIAL.
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$1,395,000 280 acres 6 Beds | 6 Baths
12800 CLEMENTOWN RD, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

280 acres Amelia, VA

280 ACRE ESTATE! APPROX 1 MILE OF ROAD FRONTAGE! APPROX 45 MINUTES FROM DOWNTOWN RICHMOND,VA! ALL BRICK 5100 SF MANSION,6 FIREPLACES,SLATE ROOF,PRIVATE LAKE,CREEKS,FIELDS,WOODS,PERFECT GETAWAY OR PRIMARY HOME W/DEVELOPMENT POTENTIAL.
$1,200,000 14.62 acres 7 Beds | 6 Baths | 6200 sqft
11441 Grub Hill Church Road, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

14.62 acres Amelia, VA

Historic Winterham (Ca 1855) features unique flexibility and uncommonly generous spaces, adaptable for many uses. In the manor home, there are 4 BR, parlor, library, office, dining rm, gourmet kitchen, pantry center & cross halls (>4,000 sqft) In addition to the beautiful original home there is additional living space beneath it, where there had never been an English basement or cellar. In 2001 the home was elevated to create two new living areas. After a meticulous three-year renovation, the entire house is essentially new. The larger lower level suite (>1500 sq. ft.) consists of two bedrooms, a large living room/dining room, kitchenette, full bath and an equipment/storage room. Adjacent, through French doors, lies a spacious brick-lined p
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$550,000 23.97 acres
00 Church Street, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

23.97 acres Amelia, VA

TIMING IS EVERYTHING!!! Based on the housing forecast, the demand for Single family Homes for EMPTY-NESTERS, SENIORS & others looking for more manageable homes IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!! For those who have the ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT, COURTHOUSE COMMONS, offers the visionary the opportunity to develop a project that will not only ENHANCE the community, but the day to day living of residents as well. This 41 LOT community is located in the HEART OF Historic Amelia Courthouse that is an easy commuting distance to the capital city of Richmond and surrounding areas. Offering convenience for a vibrant lifestyle, COURTHOUSE COMMONS is within walking distance of the Amelia Golf & Country Club and other attractions and necessities. NOW is the chance t
$500,000 29.02 acres 5 Beds | 4 Baths
21404 Perkinson Rd, Jetersville, VA 23083 - Amelia County

29.02 acres Jetersville, VA

Custom built ICF home! 5400 total sqft on 29 acres. Stunning views of the property throughout the home! 1000 sqft front porch and side screened porch. Exterior is concrete & redwood. Foyer/library has built in shelves, recessed lighting, and window seating. Chef's kitchen includes a 5 Star Professional gas range, custom maple cabinets, quartz counters & baker's pantry, and island with seating. 1st floor master bedroom has crown moulding & large walk-in closet. Compartmentalized master bath has jetted tub, walk-in shower & separate water closet. 2 more bedrooms & office with built in desk on 1st floor. Mostly-finished walk-out basement includes an office, classroom/craft room, 2 bedrooms, rec room, finished bathroom, & large unifinished stor
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$499,000 23 acres 4 Beds | 5 Baths | 3441 sqft
14770 Namozine Rd, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

23 acres Amelia, VA

This enchanting home is equipped with 9 ft ceilings, walk-in closets, a stone fireplace, balcony, and loft to accommodate guests. An equestrian domain has plenty of room to fulfill someones dream or to house their horses. The tall ceilings, large kitchen, and warm fireplace make for a cozy home you can call your own.
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$395,000 2.07 acres 4 Beds | 4 Baths | 3288 sqft
11241 Carriage House Lane, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2.07 acres Amelia, VA

Imagine watching the sunset from this southern living style wrap around porch! This craftsman style custom built home is perched upon 2 serene acres, & features 4 bedrooms, 3 full, 1 1/2 bath,2 car garage, bonus room, media room/loft/office, and man cave!Entrance into foyer, showcasing tongue & groove oak flooring, chandelier, & dining area. Gorgeous chef's kitchen highlights custom red oak cabinets, granite, stainless fridge, stainless double sinks, recessed lighting, microwave, range, breakfast nook, Tarkett flooring & pantry! Living room boasts recessed lighting, raised granite hearth, stone front chimney & soapstone woodstove. Master bedroom-1st level w/walk-in closet+2nd closet, private bath-custom maple cabinets, soaking tub, his/hers
$349,000 4.92 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths | 3623 sqft
19581 Maple Court, Amelia, VA 23083 - Amelia County

4.92 acres Amelia, VA

NOW AVAILABLE: Original Owners Custom Stately Countryside Retreat in a Story Book Setting of Trees, Pastoral Views of Fields & Fine Homes, and a Shimmering POND. Built with Quality and Luxury in Mind, this Home Exudes the Warmth and Welcome of a Breezy Southern Charleston Home. A Peaceful End-of-the-Lane Entrance with a Paved Drive Along the Pond, leads to a Spacious Home with Lush Forest Backdrop. Features Include: Large Rooms; Screen Porch with Skylights; Attached 3-Car Garage with Workbench, Private Entrance Man-Door, and Stairs to Huge Unfinished Bonus Room; Generator Hook-Up & Generator; AHS Home Warranty; Solid-Surface Counter Tops and Italian-Inspired Brushed Stainless Steel Range Hood in Kitchen; All Appliances; Fireplace; Luxury Tr
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$334,950 2.88 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths | 2490 sqft
12170 Mill Race Run, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2.88 acres Amelia, VA

Enjoy a WATERFRONT Lifestyle on Beautiful Bridgeforth Mill Lake, where the Quietude of Early Morning is only Broken by Occasional Chirping of Birds! Nestled in the Woods of a Storybook Setting with English Gardens, Lush Ferns, and a Tastefully Winding PAVED Drive, is this Inviting Home with a Shimmering Lake Backdrop. Better than NEW, it's MOVE-IN READY! Impressive 2-STORY FOYER with Elegant Old-World Chandelier Entry, Family Room Open to Dining Room with Coordinating Old World Chandelier and Dry Bar, Sparkling Kitchen, Disposal, SOLID-SURFACE Counters, Open to Dining Area & Family Room #2 with Built-Ins & Cozy FIREPLACE, a Wall of Windows & Doors to a 21x12 SCREENED Porch & 19x13 DECK to take in Every Opportunity of Relaxing Waterfront Vie
$334,900 2.12 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths | 2458 sqft
8951 Deep Creek Place, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2.12 acres Amelia, VA

BRAND NEW HOME! CRAFTSMAN style, 4 BEDROOM, BONUS ROOM, 3 BATH OPEN plan on 2ACRES located in Amelia just 13 miles from Woodlake & 2 miles from Chesterfield County line! LARGE KITCHEN: Huge ISLAND! GRANITE, STAINLESS APPLIANCES, gorgeous CABINETS! LARGE, LUXURIOUS FIRST FLOOR MASTER SUITE. MASTER BATH has DOUBLE VANITY, soaking TUB, separate beautifully tiled SHOWER, and separate WATER CLOSET. 2 ADDITIONAL BEDROOMS & BATHROOM ON 1ST FLOOR. 2ND FLOOR HAS 1 BEDROOM, 1 BATH, AND BONUS ROOM. Attached 2 car GARAGE . Home offers luxurious finishes and features which include: WOOD FLOORS in great room and hallway, CERAMIC tile in baths and laundry room, PENDANT lighting, STONE front gas FIREPLACE, beautiful BUILT INS, STAMPED CONCRETE FRONT & BAC
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$329,900 3.66 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths
8960 Deep Creek Place, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

3.66 acres Amelia, VA

BRAND NEW HOME-MOVE IN READY!CRAFTSMAN,4 BED.,3 BATH OPEN plan on 3.6 ACRES in Amelia.Conveniently located between Richmond&Farmville!LARGE KITCHEN:Huge ISLAND!GRANITE,STAINLESS APPLIANCES,gorgeous CABINETS!LARGE,LUXURIOUS 1st FLOOR MASTER SUITE.MASTER BATH has DOUBLE VANITY,soaking TUB,separate tiled SHOWER,&separate WATER CLOSET.2 ADDITIONAL BEDROOMS&BATHROOM ON 1ST FLOOR!Attached 2 car GARAGE.Home offers luxurious:WOOD FLOORS in great room&hallway,CERAMIC tile in baths&laundry room,PENDANT lighting,STONE front gas FIREPLACE, beautiful BUILT INS, STAMPED CONCRETE FRONT & BACK PORCH, PATIO &SIDEWALK,9 FT& CATHEDRAL ceilings,LARGE DOUBLE HUNG windows,charming exterior STONEWORK &much more!
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$329,000 3.05 acres 3 Beds | 3 Baths | 2680 sqft
Lot 2 Pine Ridge Drive, Amelia, VA 23083 - Amelia County

3.05 acres Amelia, VA

This CUSTOM home can be yours with so many extras!! This exciting floorplan can be designed with your finishes! The package includes generous allowances for GRANITE, and STAINLESS APPLIANCES, and HARDWOOD FLOORS, and a LUXURY MASTER BATH!! The wooded homesite offers PRIVACY but is conveniently located just off of Route 360 for easy commuting.
$329,000 3.16 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths | 2400 sqft
8051 Richardson Road, Amelia, VA 23083 - Amelia County

3.16 acres Amelia, VA

This country home offers 4 bedrooms and 2 1/2 baths, spacious family room with direct access from the kitchen. French doors open from the family room to the deck that over looks the community pond. This pond also has some very good fishing for catch and release. The sloping front yard is where you will find the acreage, set off from the tree line and natural stream the home has more of an estate feel....The side shed does not convey.....Priced to sell this home will not last.
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$300,000 105.2 acres 3 Beds | 1 Bath
17230 Namozine Rd, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

105.2 acres Amelia, VA

PICTURE POSTCARD GENTLEMAN'S FARM ON 105 GORGEOUS ACRES! If you've been looking for the ideal retreat just a short drive west from 288 then this is certainly it! Unique opportunity on this picturesque 105 acre farmette w/ original bungalow farmhouse and complimentary pole barn, tobacco buildings and spring-fed pond full of fish! The tin-roofed stucco farmhouse is roomy and very vintage but makes the perfect gentleman's lodge as-is or could be dolled up to be a weekend retreat or full-time residence. These fields and woods are home to some of Amelia's finest wildlife, including some of the healthiest deer and turkey you will find in the entire South. Sleep on the wrap-around porch under the shade of your mighty oaks or ride around on your tr
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$299,500 4.2 acres 3 Beds | 3 Baths | 2494 sqft
9441 Morefield Meadows Drive, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

4.2 acres Amelia, VA

Gorgeous all brick home on nice cul-de-sac lot (over 4 acres)! Private but still 20 minutes to Brandermill area! Open floor plan! New paint in most rooms! New stainless steel appliances in the kitchen- stove, dishwasher & microwave! Large master suite with 2 walk in closets and a large master bath attached! There is a soaking tub in the master bath as well as double sinks! Great entertaining space- huge family room with lots of windows and access to outside! Great porches all around-country porch on the front, side patio and good sized deck around the above ground pool! Detached 2 car garage with electric! This house is made for easy living!
$299,500 4.5 acres 3 Beds | 4 Baths
6780 Military Rd, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

4.5 acres Amelia, VA

This great custom built home sits on 4.5 acres overlooking a peaceful pond. Part of Bridgeforth Mill, owners have has access to a 65 acre lake where you can enjoy peace & quiet, canoe or fish. County allows horses.The home stands at the end of a long driveway surrounded by woods adding to privacy. Delight in the custom trim package with built in bookcases in large open Family room, the custom wood mantle at the cozy gas fireplace, the many custom kitchen cabinets & island as well as blond wood floors in the kitchen, dining room and two story entry foyer.The kitchen nook offers a bay window overlooking the back of the property and a door opening to large deck. The bright dining room w its bay window leads to the open kitchen & the family
$299,029 2 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths | 2589 sqft
9530 Iris Way, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2 acres Amelia, VA

Gorgeous 4 BR transitional on a 2-acre lot features an inviting front porch; 2-story foyer with Palladian window; open floor plan; hardwood floors throughout first floor; generous first floor master suite with huge walk-in closet, master bath with jetted corner tub, dual vanity, and newly-updated, separate shower; two-story family room with gas fireplace, lots of windows; new Florida room with hardwood floors and ceiling fan; spacious, updated kitchen with new granite counter tops, back splash, stainless steel appliances, under-counter lighting, breakfast bar, island, 42" cabinets, and walk-in pantry; laundry room with cabinets, utility sink, and closet, three bedrooms and full hall bath w/dual vanity and newly tiled bath tub surround on se
$299,029 2 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths | 2589 sqft
9530 Iris Way, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2 acres Amelia, VA

Gorgeous 4 BR transitional on a 2-acre lot features an inviting front porch; 2-story foyer with Palladian window; open floor plan; hardwood floors throughout first floor; generous first floor master suite with vaulted ceiling, huge walk-in closet, master bath with jetted corner tub, dual vanity, and newly-updated, separate shower; two-story family room with gas fireplace, lots of windows; new Florida room with hardwood floors and ceiling fan; spacious, updated kitchen with new granite counter tops, back splash, stainless steel appliances, under-counter lighting, breakfast bar, island, 42" cabinets, and walk-in pantry; laundry room with cabinets, utility sink, and closet, three bedrooms and full hall bath w/dual vanity and newly tiled bath t
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$299,000 40 acres 3 Beds | 2 Baths | 768 sqft
1101 Mill Quarter Road, Amelia, VA 23850 - Amelia County

40 acres Amelia, VA

40 acres plus a cozy cottage with a spectacular view of water. 3 bedrooms with full basement. Detached 2 story garage with lots of storage space. This is the perfect getaway from busy everyday life. 2 RV hookups. Lock box call agent for showing appointment.
$295,000 8.44 acres 3 Beds | 2 Baths | 2011 sqft
8.44 Acres Cralles Road, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

8.44 acres Amelia, VA

Spacious Custom BRICK Ranch w/BASEMENT, Private OFFICE, Attached 2-Car GARAGE (& Additional Basement Garage), Massive ROCK FIREPLACE Custom Crafted from Rocks on the Farm (in Family Room), Brick Fireplace (& Pool Table in Basement), Upgraded Vinyl Tilt Replacement Windows, Upgraded Heat Pump/HVAC, Appliances, Fresh Paint, New Carpet & More! 8.44 Beautiful COUNTRY ACRES with Long ROAD FRONTAGE, 10-Bay Equipment Shed with Workshop (120'x26'), Farm Shed, Cow/Hay Barn, and small POND! Fish, Swim & Entertain with Your Family and Friends right at Your Own Side-yard Pond! Enjoy the HORSE and/or ATV Trail; and Bring Your LIVESTOCK, HUNTING DOGS, CHICKENS, and Etc... You'll Love Country Living Close to the City! (Additional Acreage Negotiable/Avail
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$294,950 45.9 acres 3 Beds | 1 Bath | 2115 sqft
5320 Dennisville Road, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

45.9 acres Amelia, VA

Farmhouse and Farm Buildings Surrounded by 45 ACRES of Forestland in Great Area! Land is Easily SUBDIVIDABLE and has approximately 437' of ROAD FRONTAGE. Beautiful Mixed Hardwood Trees, Wildlife Abundant, and Trails for Horseback Riding or ATV Adventures! Circa 1900 Farmhouse is Occupied and has 2100+ Sq. Ft., All Appliances, New Water Heater, ORIGINAL Custom Solid (Sellers say Mahogany) Paneled Interior Doors, some Antique Glass Door Knobs and Antique White Ceramic Door Knobs, and the Charm of Days Gone By... So Bring Your Hunting Dogs, Horses, Chickens, Pets, and other Farm Animals... They will LOVE it Here and So will YOU! From Country-Living Decorating and Pinterest Projects, to Savvy Real Estate Investment Plans, Make All Your Drea
$289,900 2.23 acres 4 Beds | 2 Baths | 2045 sqft
7340 Deep Creek Drive, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2.23 acres Amelia, VA

Close to Chesterfield! BRAND NEW HOME! READY FOR MOVE IN! Craftsman style 4 BEDROOMS, 2 BATHS ON 2 ACRES! Bright open floorplan with beautiful finishes such as WOOD FLOORS, TILE, GRANITE COUNTERS, STAINLESS APPLIANCES, CATHEDRAL CEILINGS, CRAFTSMAN TRIM,CRAFTSMAN STYLE interior doors,& MORE! Built ins and stone (gas) fireplace! Extend the enjoyment of your home to the outdoors with your LARGE DECK and COVERED PORCH!
$289,900 2 acres 4 Beds | 2 Baths
7340 Deep Creek Drive, Amelia Court House, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2 acres Amelia Court House, VA

Between Farmville and Richmond- BRAND NEW HOME! READY FOR MOVE IN! Craftsman style 4 BEDROOMS, 2 BATHS ON 2 ACRES! Bright open floor plan with beautiful finishes such as WOOD FLOORS, TILE, GRANITE COUNTERS, STAINLESS APPLIANCES, CATHEDRAL CEILINGS, CRAFTSMAN TRIM,CRAFTSMAN STYLE interior doors,& MORE! Built ins and stone (gas) fireplace! Extend the enjoyment of your home to the outdoors with your LARGE DECK and COVERED PORCH!
$274,995 5.02 acres 4 Beds | 3 Baths | 3377 sqft
11016 Pridesville Road, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

5.02 acres Amelia, VA

Welcome Home! This custom built home has the quality features not usually found in today's construction. Slate flooring, solid wood doors, generous molding and trim work, oak wood flooring on both levels, tile baths, brick fireplace, oak kitchen cabinetry, walk up attic and so much more! There are four generous size bedrooms on the second level and a den/bedroom on the main level along with a cozy family room with gas fireplace, chef's kitchen with ample counter space and walk in pantry, formal living and dining rooms with bay window and hardwood floors, and a spacious rec/game room offering something for everyone! The home is move in ready and has a newer roof, updated dual zone heat pumps, a whole house generator, water softener system
$274,000 10.26 acres 4 Beds | 2 Baths
9881 S. Genito Rd, Amelia Court House, VA 23002 - Amelia County

10.26 acres Amelia Court House, VA

PRIVACY ABOUNDS with this Homestead perfectly tucked away on 10.262 Wooded ACRES!! The acreage consists of 2 LOTS and is great for that savvy buyer looking to INVEST---- keep 5 Acres with the home and sell the other 5+ Acre lot OR let a family member use it to build a home! This 4 BEDROOM One Level L-SHAPED Ranch features a SPRAWLING Floor plan consisting of a LARGE EAT-IN Kitchen with ample Cabinet Space and All Appliances Conveying; a Great/Living Room OPEN to the Kitchen; a Master Bedroom Suite with Full Bath and Closets and Carpet, 3 Additional Bedrooms with Carpet and Ceiling Fans, a great OFFICE space and Utility Room. LOVE the OUTDOOR space complete with a one car Garage.
$249,000 58.02 acres
0 POOR HOUSE Road, Amelia, VA 23002 - Amelia County

58.02 acres Amelia, VA

Remarkable opportunity to own 4 parcels of prime land totaling 58+ ACRES!! A 25.940 Acre lot, a 17.960 Acre lot, an 8.347 Acre lot and a 5.770 Acre lot! Boasting around 1/2 mile of road frontage this land is perfect for Hunting, Farming, 4-Wheeling, Building a Homestead for several Families, etc. This GREAT LOCATION within 3 minutes of the schools and Village area of Amelia, makes for a convenient and easy commute! NOW is the best time to BUY LAND!!
$239,900 2 acres 3 Beds | 2 Baths
7360 Deep Creek Drive, Amelia Court House, VA 23002 - Amelia County

2 acres Amelia Court House, VA

BRAND NEW HOME READY FOR MOVE IN!! LOADED WITH TONS OF CHARMING DETAILS!Craftsman Style on 2 GORGEOUS acres! 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath OPEN FLOOR PLAN all on ONE LEVEL! Great room includes DRAMATIC CEILING WITH ACTIVE DORMER, large dining, kitchen and living room.Kitchen-Wood floors,Granite Counters,Window,Pendant lighting,Stainless appliances.Dining Room-Large Triple Window,Wood Floors.Family Room:Cathedral Ceiling,Wood Floors,Ceiling Fan. Master Suite- Carpet,Ceiling Fan,9ft ceiling,Walk In closet.Master Bath-Ceramic tile,shower/bath combo, double vanity.Bedrooms 2 and 3- Carpet,large closets,ceiling fans.Bathroom 2-Tile,Tub/shower combo,window. Deck on the back and LARGE FRONT PORCH!